you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
"ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE" the dragon bellows
Okay so I sent asks to people who were interested in holiday cards to ask for their address, and if you didn’t get my ask/Tumblr ate it/whatever, please let me know!
I’ll be keeping the tag #Apples sends out holiday cards to keep up with it!
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me